Thursday, December 31, 2009



Remember ten years ago, when some of us were going absolutely ape shit because we thought the world was going to end? And then it didn't, and all those people were like, "Oh yeah, well uhh... I knew nothing was gonna really happen... umm... you know."

I love how those are the same people that are now freaking out about 2012.



Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Hit the Showers...

I need to like... join a swim team or something, because THIS. IS. HOT.

I found this over at theCodyXshow. It makes me miss college, when most of the time the shower curtains were always ripped or stolen... an ongoing prank from numerous other rival floors.

As you all now know, I went to Oral Roberts University, where we had all male and all female dorms. And let me tell you, when you live with 31 other sexually oppressed males living in close quarters there will always be an extraordinary amount homo-eroticism, most of it unintentional... some of it not so much.

I miss college... ;)


So Effing Stoked...

This may sound stupid to the rest of you, but I am so FUCKING stoked right now. "Pippin" is one of my favorite musicals of all time... and NOT only because I played Pippin in the show once. It's a really great show with a timeless message.

Anyway... there was a national tour a few years ago, and they kind of updated the music a bit. I have been looking for some tracks from this version for a while now, to no avail, but tonight... I made the discovery... Magic To Do... from the tour... and I totally downloaded it. I kind of have a hard on over the whole thing... is that bad? I mean, how gay do you have to be to be excited about this the way I'm excited?


Tuesday, December 29, 2009

New Toys...

So I downloaded two free programs, one is a photo editing program which is fun but simple (which is all I want... for now, anyway), and a scriptwriting program, which I also adore.

Tito and I had a fun little conversation last night that we transcribed into a script format. Needless to say, the story ended in us furiously fucking on the porch swing outside with and old woman and her dog watching, only climaxing just as the old woman gasped and the two of us ended in a sweaty naked heap on the ground.

We took some umm... creative license with the story. We didn't really fuck on the front porch... It was fun to write though.


Tuesday Morning Hotties...

Monday, December 28, 2009

Don't Ask Don't Tell

While some Americans choose to support our troops by putting yellow ribbon magnets on their cars - in my single days I wanted to do my part in a very different but very real way. Namely, sexing up our service men.

All kidding aside, that's not what this post is about.

Originally I was going to quickly mention how living near a major military base meant that I ended up dating a lot of military guys in the four and half years between the end of undergrad and starting to date Ronny. Talking about how hot they were and the posting videos of hot "military" guys doing stuff... but as I wrote the post I started having this cathartic out pour of some experiences I had. I started thinking about the first experience I had witnessing the effects of war on someone *on top of* living in the closet.

I remember one guy I was seeing for a few weeks who had really acute PTSD. He was only a year younger than me (like 26 at the time) and he had debilitating anxiety attacks out of no where not to mention terrible nightmares. We'd be at a restaurant or a club and he'd just need to leave immediately and go someplace quite. I remember one time we were in the middle of making out and he just started hyperventilating and crying. As I brought him his medication and helped him into bed, I couldn't help try to imagine what he had been through.

It didn't work out for other reasons but I think about him sometimes. Every time I hear about a troop surge or hear someone talking about the war, I think about him and the other guys I've known who are still serving. These guys go out and risk their lives, their health, and their sense of self but officially that can't talk about who they are and who they love.

So instead of a sexy post, this is more of a reflective one.

If you don't know about The Moth, it's a series of people telling true stories about their lives, without a script, on stage. Lt. Dan Choi did one back in August that I think is just really powerful. So instead of porn, I'd like to share that with you.



Sunday, December 27, 2009

My New Camera!

Here is a picture of the whiskey I am currently drinking. I took this with the new camera I got for Christmas. 10 megapixels... not too shabby I guess.

I, of course, edited it to make it black and white.


Aussie love

I loved Australia for a lot of reasons. Boys like this is one of them. :)
<3 - Tito

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Just Chillin...

Friday, December 25, 2009

Oh Holy Night...

I saw this over at theCodyXshow. I just HAD to re-post this.

I Like These...

That almost showing you everything is SOOOO hot.

I Wonder...

Do you think they knew they were getting their picture taken?

I'm So In Love...

That last post proves that my boyfriend is a genius.


Thursday, December 24, 2009

A Christmas Post

Twas the morning before Christmas, And sprawled out in bed

Tito searched for some porn on the interweb.

He searched for some cock inspired by the season

A Christmas post for the blog; no other reason (*wink*)

First he checked the dudesnude and then it’s all gay,

He even checked x-tube, but the hot ones were for pay.

He found some bear Santas, some twinkish Elves

He founds homemade porn of dudes filming themselves

He found some fetish porn with leather boots and straps

He found some furries with reindeer skin caps

He found a lot of puns about how Santa was “cumming”

He even found raunchy stuff that was rather eye-numbing

The hour grew late, and Tito had lots to do

A quick jerk and a post and then a shower too.

So he chose the amateurs ‘cause he had presents to wrap

At least there the guy blowing had on a Santa hat.

So my poem is written, my load is spent

I’ve posted some porn, to take care of your “tent”

So before you cum, I wish you with all of my might

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!


What the hell, I'll give you three. First the one I selected.

These were the amateurs in front of their tree. Note that Santa Clause is Coming to Town is on as the top cums...

Next, the runner-up

He's hot and has a nice cum, but it just didn't seem as interesting as the two dudes fucking. Still hot though.

This next one would be hot if the sound was working... :(

I really wish the sound was working for this last one.

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

In Nature...

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Naked Celebs

Here are some naked shots of hot celebs that probably all of us have already seen, but are fun to look at again every now and then...

Hunter Parrish:

Brad Pitt:
Josh Duhamel:
Colin Farrel:
Colin's penis is yummy.


Monday, December 21, 2009

Big Self Portraits


So now that we've lost all of our readers for being MIA for two days, WE'RE BACK! Sorry, work has been hectic so I haven't been able to steal away for a few to update from my BlackBerry, and Tito and I had some much needed alone time last night.

So I'll post some extra hot pictures to make up for it.


P.S. Tito just informed me that although he is on vacation, he has been very busy keeping house, what with two kids to look after and all.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Found this beauty at theCodyXshow. I find that back so unbelievably arousing, it's not even funny.


Christmas Cookies...

Wow. I made about 4 dozen no-bake-motherfucking-delicious-ass cookies, and then Tito fucked me. Now I'm sitting weird, and apparently Tito's back is bothering him from the whole ordeal.


Jizzed On...

Friday, December 18, 2009

Just Cock...


Thursday, December 17, 2009

Put Your Legs in the Air...

I thought we were due for some good fucking pictures...

She Better Fucking Win...

Jane Lynch is nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series for her work on Glee.

If you haven't seen Glee you are missing something amazing. Even if it is only for her portrayal of the villain cheer coach, Sue Sylvester, you must watch this show. She is simply phenomenal.


Just Adorable...

This was over at theCodyXshow. It is really fucking cute. Two guys... their dog... naked... HAWT.

Reader Submission

Sweet ass.

Socialized Medicine = More Jobs

I had this thought while engaged in a really great conversation with a dear friend last night: If we had a socialized, government sponsored, single payer health care system, it would lead to many many new jobs across the board. Now I know many of you conservagays might get all in a hissy about this, but hear me out.

Socialized medicine = employers not having to pay for health care = lower labor costs = less expensive American made goods = more American goods being purchased worldwide = more demand for production = more fucking American jobs!

I mean, is my logic not sound? It seems to make sense to me.

Sure, there is the argument that people couldn't buy more goods because they would be paying higher taxes, but they certainly wouldn't be paying more in those taxes than they already do now for their insurance premiums every month, in fact they'll probably pay MUCH less.

It was just a thought.


All Your House Are Belong To Us...

Tonight is the night Tito and I start our little domestic adventure! I am very excited. Not only because we'll be staying together nearly every night (except Christmas Eve) for the next two and a half weeks, but also because of the crazy monkey sex that we will undoubtedly have. You may also find that you'll be hearing much more from Tito over the next two weeks, as that lucky bastard is on vacation, while I will still have to work. Anyway... enjoy the hottie in the apron.


Wednesday, December 16, 2009

At Work...

It blows today. And NOT in the good way. I'm really just counting down the hours until I get out of here.

In the mean time, if any of you peeps want to send in some reader submission I will be happy to post them as soon as I can get back to my laptop after work.

I'm always thrilled to get them, and it's nice to see what some of my readers look like.

Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

The Daily Grind...

Tito and I are both at work today, so it will be a slower posting day. Don't cry. It's alright, I'll be back in a few hours. ;)


Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Renewed Kink

Ok, so as I was going through puberty I had a kink for guys with hairy chests. The recent research on Otters, Wolves, and Bears sort of renewed some of that.

Totally by accident I came upon this young hottie on xtube. SO CUTE! His face is adorable and boyish and his body is just delightfully hairy.

Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story (video) -- the Cute Boy I Just Jerked Off To:

If that link doesn't work, search for Capnum4 on x-tube. :-)


P.S. Do you like the Are You Afraid of the Dark reference? Loved that show...


RIP Chancellor

I just received the news the Oral Roberts has passed away. He was 91. This may come as a surprise to many of you, but for various reasons, about 10 years ago, when I was a senior in high school, I decided to attend Oral Roberts University. I have come a long way since then. And although I fiercely disagree with their politics, their practices, much of their methodology, and most of their theology, the four years I spent there gave me some of the greatest memories of my life. Those memories wouldn't exist if it weren't for Oral Roberts. Say what you want about the man, and even though I disagree with him on pretty much everything, Oral has held a special place in my heart. I am finding myself (albeit unexpectedly) deeply saddened at the news of his passing.

Rest in peace Chancellor Roberts.

And Thank You.



20,000 hits. Thank you.


I'm not sure what it is, but for some reason I LOVE vintage pics. I love the ones that aren't even necessarily porn, but have naked guys in them. They sometimes seem so innocent, like nudity was viewed in a different way back then. I dunno... these are hot.

These, of course, are all porn, with the exception of MAYBE the last one, but it's borderline.