First we should let any and all American citizens who aren't bat-shit crazy who currently reside there to move out. Then we as a nation, should decide that maybe we are better off without Texas. Those who decide to stay to "help bring change" will be given special asylum if they ever decide it's a lost cause. And anyone who has a change of heart and realizes how bat-shit crazy most of their fellow citizens are can come back too. Also, the city of Houston and parts of Dallas may also stay.
I don't wish to offend any of our Texan readers, because I'm willing to venture that most of YOU are not bat-shit crazy.
The reason I'm going off is because of
this. Conservative, religious assholes trying to change history and how it's taught in schools to make THEM look better. Even though actual HISTORY disagrees.
-Ronny
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Secede? Nah, give them a county in the Texas panhandle, or Midland (where Bush claims to be from), and they can secede with that. They don't get the whole state, just because that's where they're bleating from.
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