Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Mental note...

Next time I chop up jalapeños for breakfast, make sure to wash my hands *very* well before masturbating.

4 comments:

  1. Sorry but huahuahahahahuahauhauhauha

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  2. OK not funny but very funny.

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  3. It was 1991, I was chefing at this Tex-Mex place in Pacific Heights. We were crazy busy, and I need some diced jalapeno's for something. After,I prepped them, I didn't think and went to the bathroom to pee. About 10 minutes later, it hit. My poor cock swelled up to twice it's size. I was at the restroom sink, (we shared with customers), splashing cold water on my swollen dick. Now, I'm so careful when I handle peppers...

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