About two years ago, around a year before Tito and I started dating, I hooked up with a guy that looked exactly like the one pictured below.
I mean exactly... like for all I know, this could be a picture of him.
The sex wasn't all that great to be honest. We fucked in the morning, and then hung out with a friend of mine later that day. The three of us went to the local Renaissance Festival. It was raining, but it was the last day, and we wanted to go. We got muddier and muddier, and drunker and drunker, until we finally decided to go back to my friends place to clean up. When we got to my buddies place we threw all of our clothes in the washing machine and hung out naked (naturally), while drinking more beer.
I'd like to say at this point we all had a super hot threesome, but Hookup only gave us handjobs. The three of us were sitting on the couch with me and my buddy on either side of Hookup while he jerked us off at the same time.
The next day, he decided to text me... no biggie, right? Well, all in all he texted me around 35 times and called another 14 or 15. I'm not exaggerating. The constant phone vibrating prompted my boss to comment on it, which resulted in me actually coming out to my boss (which wasn't a bad thing). This lasted for a few days, all the while me ignoring him, until he finally got the hint.
Needless to say, I never saw him again.
-Ronny