Wednesday, March 31, 2010

He's So Happy!


It Looks Like They Just Fought

Meet Igor

Igor has a big penis. Igor likes to take showers. Igor likes to masturbate.

Igor also cums with the same intensity and volume as me. Fun times.

Bathroom Mirror

How Many Zebras Had To Die So You Could Masturbate?!

Just kidding... enjoy the penis.


I seem to be not feeling well, as I have had an all day feeling of blah, and have been drifting in and out of sleep since this morning.

Self Portraits

Monday, March 29, 2010

Ricky is Gay. No one's surprised.

Honestly? I thought he came out years ago for some reason.


Gym Shorts (and huge cocks)


Sunday, March 28, 2010

Amateur Sunday!

Maybe I'll make this a regular contribution. A little amateur fucking on sunday mornings.

Caught in the Act

Saturday, March 27, 2010

In the Tub


Thursday, March 25, 2010

I Like This Angle


Congressman with Guts

Alan Grayson is, according to the Executive Director of the National Republican Congressional Committee, the Republicans #1 target in 2010. The reason is because he is a threat to them. He tells it like it is, and stands up for the little guy.

You can donate to his campaign here if you would like. I just did. We need to keep this guy in office.

Guys with iPhones

Laying Around

Wednesday, March 24, 2010


We had dinner on the beach tonight. It was delightful.


I Wish I Was Underneath That

Monday, March 22, 2010

Mardi Gras


"And what was my response to the Queen of the Quitters? I said that I looked forward to an honest debate with Governor Palin on the issues, in the unlikely event that she ever learns anything about them."

-Congressman Alan Grayson (D-Florida) in a fundraising email I received from the representative in which he responded to Sarah Palin, who paid a visit to Orlando in an effort to rally the crazies to try to vote him out of office.

You can donate to his campaign here:

Doing My Part

I just wrote emails to both the Florida Attorney General Bill McCollum and Florida Governor Charlie Crist to protest the impending lawsuit that the State of Florida is going to file against the federal government in response the the recently passed health care bill. Florida is joining 9 other states in doing this. Although it is widely expected that these lawsuits will fail, I am letting the Governor and the Attorney General know, that they do not speak for me.

If you live in a state that is planning one of these lawsuits, you should do the same.

Let Me Get That For Ya



The house just cleared out.

Let the naked porn surfing/blogging begin!

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"Meanwhile, those poor, ignorant bitches and bastards in the photo up there will shuffle home, curse the process, and, like good corporate tools, continue to suck down fast food and sodas and buy shit they don't need because it's cheaply made in China and sold at Wal-Mart and proudly drive gas-devouring vehicles and keep their children stupid and tell themselves that they aren't the problem, no, they are the solution, wondering how to fill the desperate couple of hours between the end of Limbaugh's radio show and the start of Beck's TV rants, despising those who are attempting to do something for them and their neighbors, wondering where their country went, when, after all, this is where it's gone.
For a couple of them, the day will come when they lose their jobs. And the COBRA runs out. And maybe for a moment they panic about where they're going to get health insurance for themselves and their families. And then it will hit them, that "oh, yeah, there's that" and it just might end up okay. But, like the dunces who want the government to keep its hands off their Medicare, they will go on thinking the same, doing the same, never learning, never changing."

-The Rude Pundit, referencing the Teabaggers who "are so outraged" over the healthcare bill. Read the entire post here.


Health Care Reform I Can Believe In

Yea 219 Nay 212

Yes we can.

Saturday, March 20, 2010

Ren Fest

We're spending a drunken day at the ren fest today. Sorry about the lack of posts.

Actually, we already spent the day at the Ren Fest. Now we're TGI Fridays eating. I'm drunk. But I'm not driving, so it's ok.

Love you guys,
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Friday, March 19, 2010

Spring Break Weekend

So Ronny and I decided to have a mini getaway this weekend. You know sometime time to ourselves at a hotel somewhere. We booked the rooms, checked in, and noticed hot young dudes everywhere. What's the deal? Not that we're complaining. Then we realized... oh yeah! Spring Break!

Florida had it's spring break last week, so now the other states are descending on us! Hot. In honor of that we'll post some spring break pics.

I should mention at this point in case I have more grammar errors than usual that Ronny is currently giving me a blow job while I type. Mhmm. He's on his knees sucking my cock while I sit at this desk blogging.

These pics are from