Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Am I The Only One?

You know how every once in a while you get a chill? Well, whenever I get one, it always feels like it's literally running down my body. And the last place I always feel it, and it is VERY distinct, is in my balls.

It's like the little tremble starts at my head and ends with my balls. What's more, is that I kinda like it. Is that weird? Am I the only one who experiences this?


Thank God For My Cat-Like Reflexes

There is nothing quite as embarrasing as opening up your laptop and having the gay porn video you were watching the night before suddenly start up where it left off, while your mother is sitting right across the room. Good grief.


Monday, November 29, 2010

I Think It's Time To Empty The Trash...

He Actually Doesn't Mind Tutoring The Football Team

Good Morning


Sunday, November 28, 2010

Saturday, November 27, 2010

What's The Point Of The Shorts At This Point?


I Love It When You're In Such A Hurry...

... you can't even get your pants all the way off.

Friday, November 26, 2010

I Get Bi With A Little Help From My Friends...

I love aussieBum

I love aussieBum. First off their ads are hot. See?

And second, these new undies really highlight my package!

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Thanksgiving Awkwardness

Oh dear. It's already started.

My mom keeps turning to me while we're watching Univision and asking "Mira que cuerpazo tiene William Levy!" translation: "Look at what a body William Levy has!"

My dad keeps looking over uncomfortably.

For those who don't know who William Levy is, he's an actor that has been called the "Cuban Brad Pitt." Here's some pics.

Ok... I'm going back in. *grabs the vodka*

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 24, 2010


Getting Ready For The Bachelor Party

In Deep

The bottom looks like the actor that plays the Trinity killer's son on Dexter. Yum.

A Word To The Wise

Never try to impersonate me and use Tito's intellectual property to do so. Hell hath no fury...

Not that any of you would try to do that. But other's, it seems, are not so smart. :)


Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Quotes from us

Tito: We should do the HIV vaccine medical trial.

Ronny: OK. They said it's 90% effective in preventing HIV in gay men who take the pill daily! That's incredible!!

Tito: Bareback sex for everyone!

Ronny: OMG


My comments in conversation were of course for humor. Both Ronny and I want to highlight that it is still recommended that you use safe sex practices, including condom use, with the medication. 10% is still 1 in 10.

Quotes From Us

Ronny: OMG Hot Underwear-less Community Service Worker is back and he keeps chatting me up! Can we have him?

Tito: Let's see him.

Ronny: I can't get a picture without seeming like a perv. NOT seeming like a perv is key here... I already made a hooker joke.

A text message conversation we just had.

Soldier Threeway

Sunday, November 21, 2010

I Wonder What He's Looking At...

Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Wizarding World of Harry Potter

Today. Be jealous.

I Feel So Lost Sometimes...

Thursday, November 18, 2010

Hot Skier Sex


Wednesday, November 17, 2010

Just A Bit Of Fucking...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Whoever Invented The Shower Should Be Worshiped...

Passionate Kiss

Monday, November 15, 2010

Hot Mechanic Fuck

But skip to the 3 minute mark... it's just a static image until that point. The vid is worth the inconvenience.

Good Morning.

What would you like for breakfast?

Sunday, November 14, 2010

I Love Sleepovers...

Amateur Sunday!

Ronny and I got invited to go camping in a few months so I thought some woodland wood would be nice to see.

The guy in these photos called these photos "Boner in the Woods" (malemotion.com)

Saturday, November 13, 2010

Quotes From Us

An exchange Ronny and I just had via text. I'm the green and he's the gray.

Damn East Facing Window

Ever notice how the days you get in between 3am and 5am are the days things conspire to wake you up at 7:30? LOL Ug. My bedroom window faces east and day-light savings invites the sun in earlier. I need some black out curtains.

Friday, November 12, 2010

Gonna Hang Out Tonight

I like hanging out...

Thursday, November 11, 2010

I Got Called In To Work Early...


(I should have seen it coming)

Wednesday, November 10, 2010

I Need Some Submissions

We love it when you guys submit pics for us, it makes this job really... erm... rewarding...

So, you should do it! You can send pics to: ronnyandtito@gmail.com. You know you want to.

Just be sure to let us know what name (if any) you'd like to be credited as, and let us know that you are over 18.

Here's more of me and that dancer:


Shaking Things Up

I awoke this morning to a text notifying me that my boss is no longer my boss. So, I went golfing today with my dad in an attempt to relax before going in to the craziness tomorrow. And I think I'll look at naked men for the rest of the night.

Tuesday, November 9, 2010


Kinda Neat...

A few weeks ago, I posted pictures of Bok Tower Gardens. Tito and I went there for a little picnic for just the two of us, and we took lots of pictures. Well, one of your fellow readers was slightly shocked when he realized that he had a weird print that, he now knows (thanks to us), is Bok Tower. 

The Print:

My photo:

It's kinda cool, because it's pretty obvious that the print (which I now know is taken from a black and white photo) is pretty old. The trees have gotten a whole lot taller over the years.

Do you have АSК.FM account? I love it, its like formspring but new. I would follow you there. ;)

I Would Like A Massage...

The Anticipation Is Killing Me...


Monday, November 8, 2010

Got My Car!

Still No Car....

I Wanna Go To The Beach...