Twas the morning before Christmas, And sprawled out in bed
Tito searched for some porn on the interweb.
He searched for some cock inspired by the season
A Christmas post for the blog; no other reason (*wink*)
First he checked the dudesnude and then it’s all gay,
He even checked x-tube, but the hot ones were for pay.
He found some bear Santas, some twinkish Elves
He founds homemade porn of dudes filming themselves
He found some fetish porn with leather boots and straps
He found some furries with reindeer skin caps
He found a lot of puns about how Santa was “cumming”
He even found raunchy stuff that was rather eye-numbing
The hour grew late, and Tito had lots to do
A quick jerk and a post and then a shower too.
So he chose the amateurs ‘cause he had presents to wrap
At least there the guy blowing had on a Santa hat.
So my poem is written, my load is spent
I’ve posted some porn, to take care of your “tent”
So before you cum, I wish you with all of my might
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!
What the hell, I'll give you three. First the one I selected.